I've had cancer twice and supportive and loving messages from friends and family are always received with appreciation. However, I get a bit overwhelmed with watercolour sympathy cards and trite wording. <\/p>
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I enjoy much more of a f*ck this attitude and a humorous approach. So I started designing clothing, accessories, and cards that I'd like to receive myself. This Cancer Can Suck My Butt is a bit of a different twist on the classic 'get well soon' greeting cards.<\/p>
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With conditions like cancer, there's often a longer treatment programme required and the after effects of those treatments can mean that you're not getting 'well' at all 'soon'. <\/p>
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What's always true is that we are pretty mad about the whole situation when a friend or family member has cancer. It's crappy, however it works out, so letting your loved-one know that you're really annoyed on their behalf is both a genuine and funny way to show you care.<\/p>
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